i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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