Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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