I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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