so explain again why im purple
no
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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