if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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