plz talk dirty to me
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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