Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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