): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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