I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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