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I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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