Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Randomize