dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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