You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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