i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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