We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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