16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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