Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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