you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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