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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I am engaged

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To a real live girl that has met me

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(214): View more from Texas

I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

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well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth

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so he'll probably take me somewhere nice

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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

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(225): View more from Louisiana

thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite

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(630): View more from Illinois

Youre having a picnic

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Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come

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