i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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