My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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