i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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