Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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