I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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