come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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