But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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