its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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