My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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