Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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