You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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