just tell him i said nine months
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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