Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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