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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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