If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Just cropdusted the office
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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