normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
