just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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