I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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