Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We're too hungover to prance.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
