so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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