It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The uberlube is also flammable
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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