Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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