Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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