You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Its about making memories worth repressing
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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