Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I am midnight drunk by noon
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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