so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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