I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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