there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ladies don't puke and tell
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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