I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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