the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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