so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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