apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
