Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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