so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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